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Post by pledm on Apr 20, 2006 12:39:20 GMT -5
It begins,Jeffery began walking down a street,from a city we all know,ours.His head is filled with dispear while over his shoulder there is sunlight beating down on him yet he doesn`t see the light,for bad things creep,creep up and,,, For you all,next line or paragraph please,,make a story.  |
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Post by Bob on Apr 21, 2006 1:58:11 GMT -5
...he feels very uneasy. It feels like there is someone following him. Even though it's in the middle of the day, he feels afraid and starts walking faster, looking nervously behind him. And there it is. A six feet tall transvestite with badly done makeup is no more than a step behind him, and in his/her hand a big...
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Post by ophie on Apr 21, 2006 11:59:31 GMT -5
...torcher device with all kinds of pervert drawings on it and walks straight to him. Jeffery turns away and starts running. The tranny is running to after Jeffery when she/he trips and fells down. Jeffery looks back and when doing that he runs into another tranny. He realizes that more tranny's are comming and starting to form a circle. Jeffery wet his pants and a tranny came to him and kissed him when...
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Post by Bob on Apr 21, 2006 16:33:01 GMT -5
...he suddenly wakes up. What a horrible nightmare! Jeffrey is covered in sweat and when he looks at the flourescent green numbers on the alarm clock he realizes that it's only 4 am. But he doesn't want to go back to sleep, fearing that the tranny dream will continue, so he gets out of bed and switches the telly on. OMG! He can't believe it! CNN is showing a direct report from his town, and the film shows how the entire town centre has been burnt to the ground. He runs up to the window and yes - he can see the smoke rising from...
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Post by ophie on Apr 22, 2006 10:34:12 GMT -5
...from the city hall. He focusess his attention on the telly again and listends to the riporter.
"Hi Tom I'm standing here in the city squer where a horrible fire took place. Witnesess say that a group of angry tranny's where protesting and they set the squer on fire because they where drunk and didn't know what they where doing. Thats all, back to you Tom...Wait. I'm getting news that the president of the United States is comeing here."
"It is horrible what happened. If I remember correctly 30 people died and 100 others injured. Where gonna do what it takes to bring these people down and book 'em. Till then." President Bush turns back and shows his ass. The people where outraged and started throwing everything that came in there hands.
Jeffery was shoked. He thought that his dream had something to do with it. He goes back to the normal life and forgets the dream, but one night in his deam...
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Post by Bob on Apr 23, 2006 2:08:18 GMT -5
The trannies are back; this time chasing him down an alley, over a busy road and into a train station. Then Jeff wakes up covered in cold sweat. A quick glance at the glowing display of the alarm clock tells him that it is only 4 am. Just as last time, he switches the telly on and this time the news reporter is standing outside the very same train station that had appeared in Jeffs dream. He can't believe this is true! The entire train station is in flames! It seems to him that he has the ability to predict future events through his dreams. How will he ever dare to go to sleep again when all his scary nightmares turn into real life disasters? He must NEVER sleep again. But how?
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Post by ophie on Apr 23, 2006 7:08:08 GMT -5
...The answer lays in therapy. Jeffery decides to go to a shrink named Roy Hepburn who's a really good at helping people and discussing matters. Monday afternoon he makes an appointment and for his joy Roy can have him. He slowly walks in and closes the door. Roy looks up and starts to smile. "Welcome" he says "take a seat". Jeffery does as told and sits down. "Just one moment" Jeffery nodges. "What can I do for you" asks the shrink". "I wonder if you can help me. I'm having thses dreams, wich in term come true." The shrink nodges. "I was having these terrible dreams about tranny 's that chase me through out my dream. I always wake up in sweat. I turn on the tv...
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Post by pledm on Apr 23, 2006 13:00:47 GMT -5
-I turn on the TV and these things happen but they are from my dreams,fuck! (jeffery begins to cry),`I just can`t handle this anymore`,as jeffery is saying this Roy starts to open his shirt and begins to caress a hot red silk bra that he is wearing,with one glance of this jeffery screams out,,-
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Post by Bob on Apr 24, 2006 9:14:03 GMT -5
...an enormously loud primal scream. At that moment he completely lost his mind. Everything went dark and he wasn't aware of the men in white coats and red slutty underwear that carried his unconscious body off to a room that had no windows. Neither was he aware of the fact that he was strapped and tied to a bed and connected through electrodes to a technical device of some sort. On a monitor, one could see his brainwaves, on another his heartbeat. What was going to happen to him when he woke up from this dreamless deep sleep?
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Post by pledm on Apr 24, 2006 10:52:44 GMT -5
Awoken,jeffery looks back and forth he`s strapped to the table,tranny`s are everywhere all of a sudden `BBBUUUZZZ`and again BBBUUUZZ.Jeffery`s head turns left/right his body starts to convulse,Roy yells out `ONE MORE TIME`,BBBUUUZZZ,the room turns silent jeffery`s body lies silent at a vietnam gay bathouse.
-Coroner`s inspection,the body of Mr Jeffery was orgasmic overkill.
Next story,,,,Please.
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Post by Bob on Apr 27, 2006 12:23:55 GMT -5
She didn't usually do this sort of thing. She had never in her 24 year old life worn a clowns outfit but tonight was different. OMG! Cathy looked totally ridiculous with that red nose on and she cursed herself for agreeing to playing the part of a clown on her niece's birthday party. Too late now... She had to be there in less than 20 minutes, ready to entertain 15 hysterical children. Bah! She couldn't stand kids. She felt like the whole world was staring at her as she drove down the street looking like a total idiot. Suddenly she noticed that...
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Post by pledm on Apr 27, 2006 15:38:09 GMT -5
Suddenly she noticed that a car was following her and it was following close.Cathy was starting to sweat,the red clown`s nose was itching and about to fall off,but she drove further,yet the car grew closer and closer.In her car cathy was mentally trying to deal with this party why oh why do I need to do this,its no big thing she says to her self, I make a few jokes blow-up a few balloons, yet in the car mirror this car is creeping closer,she can`t understand this behaviour,she`s driving safely,yet this car is slowly riding her,rumm,rumm,,is all she hears and from her mirror she see`s this small car with the windows totally shaded.Cathy suddenly drives quickly away,the other car in pursuit.Both cars quickly dash away,speed is not even mentioned yet they are both going over the limit,,cathy is gasping with fear,she grasps the clutch with ,,,, |
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Post by Bob on Apr 28, 2006 2:05:35 GMT -5
...balloons and start singing a nursery rhyme to calm her nerves. Loudly singing "Pop goes the weasle" she makes a sharp turn and changes direction to try and lose the car that's following her. No luck. It's still behind her. Cathy panics and accidentally hits the button that manouver the sun roof of her vehicle. The roof opens as she accidentally drives across a lawn where a wedding party is being held. On the top of her voice, Cathy is now singing "Yankee doodle dandy" as she flattens the table with the huge wedding cake on her way. The wedding guests are in a mixed state of shock and amusement when they see the other car pass them. No one could see that the driver was Arnold Schwarzenegger because the windows were shaded. Terminator was after Cathy! But why?
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Post by ophie on Apr 28, 2006 11:40:07 GMT -5
...Arnold Shwarzenegger suspects that she is a robot, wich will affect the future. She gets out of the car and starts running across a field. Arnold is right behind her and closing. Suddenly she trips over a branch, wich was coming out of the grownd. Arnold whips out his gun and says: "Say hello to my little friend" And starts shootong all around, but misses Cathy. He's out of bullets. Cathy tried to get away, but Armold grabbed her hair and pulled her back. "What is it? You can have my money, but spare me". He looks at her and says: "I was sent back from the future to guide one lady to my bed". With those words said Cathy expects that he will raipe her, but no. Arnold backs up and runs away.....and says"April fools, Hahahahaha!'. Cathy is shocked. She forgot that it was the 1st of Arpil and that April fools day. The fake Arnold pulls his mask off and its...
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Post by woodstock on May 17, 2006 12:14:38 GMT -5
Steven Tyler! All her life, Cathy have wanted his autograph so she asks for it. But Steven is already far away and throws something in her direction as he keeps running furter away. Cathy picks it up. It's a...
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