Chain letters - They really suck!

[Bob]

"Forward this to at least 15 of your friends, or else something horrible will happen to you within the next week"

- Yeah? DELETE!!!

I found this reverse letter that you can send to those who repeatedly send you chain letters:

Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from several rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion fucking "forwards" sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer (brought on by second-hand smoke) will get 6 fucking cents every time you send me the letter. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to, $1000? How fucking stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog!

What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big fuck YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower, and if it makes it to the year 2000 it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all this "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some 'omniscient being'" crap forwarded about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends, or else you will die!

[dirtyoldsod]

I hate chain letters, thats a funny one though.

[dirtyoldsod]

Speaking of Chain Letters, even my GRANDMOTHER is sending me these.

[Bob]

LOL! Your gran needs her botty smacked!

[pledm]

Hi all,chain letters,for 1 a joke,but it always gives me a chuckle,especially the torment or pain the person will go through,,go joke,shame so many people believe in it.

[johnanderton]

lmao! hahahaha. . . ;D

hey Bobinbed, man you have fire sometimes, so you are now on my "coolest people" list.

what a riot you are. idk why but makes me think you're great in bed too, for some reason! haha.

[Bob]

I am.

[johnanderton]

admin said:

I am.

god!

how unfair that you, as a woman, can utter two simple words and create such a strong physiological response in me, a man. i'm not complaining though! but THAT'S power.

the way you just made me feel, the rise you got out of me so effortlessly, reminds me . . .

there's a line in some play that goes something like: "the most powerful force in the world is not to be found on a battlefield or in the stockpile of armaments or explosive ordinance of the military. no no! the most powerful force in the world is that which resides between the legs of a woman in heat."

ain't it the truth. ain't it the truth. what a f*ckin' genius was god to create women! hoo ah!