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Post by Bob on Oct 25, 2005 14:40:10 GMT -5
My favourite colour is yellow but I look like shit in it
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Post by Summer on Nov 15, 2005 14:17:03 GMT -5
I used to wear braces when I was a kid.  |
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Post by johnanderton on Nov 19, 2005 11:07:30 GMT -5
my fave colour is blue, lucky # is 5, i used to were braces, never broke a bone in my bod but have had my heart broken so many times i've accepted it as a way of life, one that is still worth living, worth loving, worth taking and worth giving. amen.
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Post by bertram on Dec 2, 2005 0:56:36 GMT -5
My tumescent dick is 6 1/2" long and adequately thick. Of this, neither am I proud nor ashamed. It is simply a useless fact because I lead an unused life. Like a self-guided missile, we are searching, we are seeking, her target for keeping, for staking, for giving, for filling my life with meaning. Interlocking bodies are meant to interlock. It is tragic to not do so for very long. My life is thus . . . tragic. Edit: <jpg of my erect cock was here, but no longer, for i took it down, which is ok, else wise i'd have a very bad case of priapism - i should say> Sorry for the image Bobinbed - I wasn't aware of the rules. I shall now read them however, to make sure I understand them thoroughly and do not inadvertantly violate them again for I am anything but a violent person. Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking the law so I will correct this at once. Even though I do not quite understand your other oblique references I hereby plead non contendere and otherwise throw myself at the mercy of the court and respectfully request that I not be equated with said derelict for I am not he of whom you speak nor would I ever want to have anything to do with such an apparently foolish and stupid asshole. As far as I'm concerned, after reading some of the recorded history herein, I am glad he was juged persona non grata and sent away in exile. As for my part, yes, I am a yank, although as you may deduce by my fevered state of mind, that is a word that also describes a role for something which I would much rather you be doing to me at this moment.  Although I have to say that I do not understand the connection, no, DE is on the east coast and MI is quite separated from it by perhaps 600 miles. As for the rest, I can only say. . . I am an innocent man in need of a home and warm embrace. I am a good man with an essentially good heart. Yes, I am also a very dangerous man in need of some restraint, but the kind of restraint that can only be got by a woman of depth, of passion and beauty, of no-nonsense practicality and yet of mystery. I have traveled so far and for so long to get here and I don't know where else to go. I don't really understand what is happening, why I have been drawn to this place but I have been faithful to this star, the one I have been following for so many empty years, the one that has led me here, to you. Can you give me sanctuary
I must find a place to hide
A place for me to hide
Can you find me soft asylum
I can't make it anymore
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Post by Bob on Dec 2, 2005 2:41:14 GMT -5
Very apt! This was indeed a useless fact John. Sorry, I mean Bertie... “As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” Proverbs 26:11 All Yanks seem to have the same colour carpet. I can recall removing someones pic recently, on a members request. Motive? A stiffy in a pair of shorts. Weird how you happen to have an identical carpet as our previous member, J. twat. Anderton. Now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your penis, I'd say it's normal, average sized and kind of erect... but posting genitalia is violating the terms of service you agreed to when you registered, it is also against my board rules. And wipe that spunk stain off the keyboard. I will let this pic remain for a while and give you a chance to remove it yourself. I do believe we have met before... Delaware isn't far from Michigan, is it? ;D |
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Post by bertram on Dec 2, 2005 7:32:05 GMT -5
Please accept my sincere, heart felt apology for posting an inappropriate image. Please also see my "Edit" notes in the same post above. Thank you for the opportunity to self correct. I shall never circumscribe your rules again. I shall never disappoint by drifting outside of those necessary and needed parameters. Never! On this you may henceforth rely. On this you have my word and most sacred pledge. The hour is nigh and thus, I must bid thee Good bye fair maiden, as I depart and join the daily battle, the daily race to maintain my place. Nay! Now I have reason to advance and to gain and without shame, to slay the less qualified so that I may be smiled upon, considered worthy and one day in time, lay claim to thy grace. If only, if only! By the power of God, if only! Good bye most desired one, 'till next we meet. For I shall return to thee and with sword now sheathed, place treasures before thee and kiss thy feet, oh most beauteous feet! Oh most deleriously fevered do I thus desire everything of thee. Dare I say it? Thus have I dared, it is said. And if fate will not have it, if this passion goes forth from this place of light and sweetness and earthy aroma, back into the unrequited darkness that surrounds, then before thee I rip open my garment, bare my soul and beg that thee plunge thy dagger deep into my most undeserving heart so that I may lay bleeding before you, a victem of love unrealized yet love attempted, at least love once tried.  |
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Post by Bob on Dec 2, 2005 12:34:11 GMT -5
Apology accepted. Now be a good boy here LOL
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Post by bertram on Dec 2, 2005 14:22:00 GMT -5
I'm a quick study. I must be to get what I want, what I need, to live, to die, to set my soul free, to control the fight, remove the rage, become something other, than a rat in a cage.  Lunch time is over - back to the race. Excuse the blood, excuse the fast pace. Now inspired, now filled with hope, caring and daring, to be your last dope. And so . . . I go. Goodbye fair maiden, 'til next we meet, if the God's will smile, allow my place at thy feet. How very sweet. Mmmm yeah! |
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Post by Bob on Dec 10, 2005 14:22:49 GMT -5
Another useless fact;
I was a tomboy when I was a kid. I never played with girls or girly toys, I spent my time
climbing around on building sites with a flashlight, building tree houses and playing
ice hockey with the other guys. When puberty hit, the fun was over LOL. I adapted quite
well though and am a perfectly normal girl these days. Although very practical and handy
for being a woman...
Me age ten:  
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Post by astaldo on Dec 15, 2005 14:20:37 GMT -5
I've got Ginger hair! (is that useless enough for here?)
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Post by Bob on Jan 2, 2006 13:16:11 GMT -5
I rarely wear panties
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Post by hanny on Jan 9, 2006 15:05:54 GMT -5
I'm scared of the dark  |
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Post by Summer on Jan 9, 2006 16:45:22 GMT -5
I make a homecooked meal almost every night of my life, LOL!  |
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Post by jbird on Jan 28, 2006 5:01:03 GMT -5
I was an extra in the movie Beverly Hills Cop III. It was during elementary school when I lived in San Jose, CA.
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Post by jbird on Jan 28, 2006 5:04:33 GMT -5
Another useless fact;
I was a tomboy when I was a kid. I never played with girls or girly toys, I spent my time
climbing around on building sites with a flashlight, building tree houses and playing
ice hockey with the other guys. When puberty hit, the fun was over LOL. I adapted quite
well though and am a perfectly normal girl these days. Although very practical and handy
for being a woman...
Hey, thats exactly how I was when I was a kid. Only I played with some girly stuff like Barbi's along with action figures and cars. I was a very active tomboy, always played freeze-tag and football with the boys. And puberty hit like you, and I became a little less tom-boyish. Now I'm a little bit of both I guess.... |
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